What does interactive fiction have to do with ice cream? Nothing. But if Breakfast Reviews exist, then clearly so should Dessert Reviews. Be it plain, pungent, crunchy or greasy, there’s a flavour for every work of IF. (Seriously. Google ‘weird ice cream flavours’, hit ‘News’, and see the latest invention for yourself.)

Also, this should go without saying, but I think every ice cream flavour has its merits, so don’t be offended if the flavour I think your game corresponds to seems substandard (somehow). If I really disliked your game, I probably wouldn’t have written a review for it. That said, I do have some personal favourites, based on my limited experience with ice cream: peanut butter, cookie dough, maple, and bubble gum. Yes, bubble gum. Don’t judge.

Let’s dig in!